November 13, 2016

FUNNY JOKE: Menstruation Testimony


 Menstruation Testimony!

During the testimony period in church service; The 16-years old Pastor's daughter stood up and said....
"Praise the Lord!"
Everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah". She continued: "since the age of 13, I've been experiencing serious pain and bleeding every month and it was unbearable. At times it would last for 3-5 days.
But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Solomon in his house, the monthly pains and blood flow have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more bleeding. You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier.
And I'm believing God to perfect my healing as we have started to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord". 😳
The whole church was silent!
Brother Solomon fainted behind the piano.
The mother was like "mogbe"🙆🏻.

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